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Clarkson on Stockings

by Radu Panciuc on February 23, 2010

Tweet It must be stockings, with a suspender belt, because what this combination does is mask everything that doesn’t matter and lay bare everything that does. A picture is nice, but before you hang it on the wall it needs a frame. And apart from anything else, if you flash your stocking tops at a [...]

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Jeremy Clarkson on the Internets

by Radu Panciuc on February 15, 2010

Tweet And it’s not just the media that are under threat. Why go to a doctor when there’s NHS Direct? Why have sex when there’s always some bird in Latvia who’s happy to get her knickers off? Why buy an encyclopedia when there’s Wikipedia (apart from the fact that everything on Wikipedia is wrong)? Why [...]

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Jeremy Clarkson on Americans

by Radu Panciuc on February 10, 2010

Tweet “You need a permit to do everything in America. You even need a passport to buy a drink. But, interestingly, you don’t need one if you wish to rent some guns and some bullets. I needed a 50 cal (very big) machine gun. ‘No problem,’ said the man at the shop. ‘But could you [...]

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